the biggest lie the weight loss industry ever sold us was the idea that the lower body fat % you have, the stronger and fitter you are. think about how stupid that is for a second. imagine explaining this concept to a caveman. he‘d just eat you for protein

Gug think easy kill thin hide with spear

not so fast, Gug. i just drank 10 green juice cleanse flights. after the bloody diarrhea passes, my weight will have dropped 50% and i’ll have ingested enough fruit sugars to kill a horse - and kill a horse i will.

Gug respect and fear shaman. Gug fear what gug not understand.

that’s right, bitch

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

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Muriel Fahrion, the creator of Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears, was under a work for hire contract when she created them and as a result has received no residuals over the last 40+ years. If you like either of those properties, consider purchasing something from her website. She has art and cute jewelry!

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation #2: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

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This is an acorn.

Pedro Friedeberg — Untitled (acrylic and gilt on wood, 1966)

Mother

David Lynch, 2004, “This Man Was Shot 0.9502 Seconds Ago”

alternate ending

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